the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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