hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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