I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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