I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Randomize
