Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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