i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
