Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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