Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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