My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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