Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Gay?
German.
Pity.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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