Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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