Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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