butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Pants are for mortals
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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