My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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