Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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