i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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