If i come over, it means nothing
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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