Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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