Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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