dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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