i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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