check it out our google latitudes are spooning
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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