Whod you bang
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Damn victory sex feels great
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