No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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