try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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