You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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