Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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