She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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