Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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