Sponge bath it is.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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