white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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