Tell her she can't have a vagina
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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