We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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