Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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