I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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