if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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