Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
