My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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