The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I love you. Go after that dick
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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