Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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