all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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