i think my tv is drunk
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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