what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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