how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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