That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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