I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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