...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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