haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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