I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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