Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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