He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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