love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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