Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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