Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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