do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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