She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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